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Mr and Mrs. Brown was in court and the Judge said "Mrs. Brown, did you steal a can of peaches from the Kroger store?" Mrs. Brown said "Yes, your honor, I did." The Judge said "Mrs. Brown, you are 83 years old and I really can't decide what to do to you." Then the Judge said " How many peaches were in the can that you stole?" Mrs. Brown said , SIX, your honor." The Judge said " Well, since there were six peaches, I am going to put you in jail for SIX days." Then Mr. Brown said "Your honor may I say something?" " Yes, Mr. Brown, what have you got to say?" Mr. Brown said "She stole a 24 ounce can of PEA'S too !!!" |