The husband was watching
TV as his wife was out
cutting the grass during
the hot summer. He
finally worked up the
energy
to go out and ask his
wife, "What's for
supper?"
"WHAT?!? You sit in the
air conditioning all day
while I'm out
here working?!? I can't
believe you have the
nerve to ask me
about supper right now!
Tell you what -- imagine
I'm out of town.
Go inside and figure out
dinner for yourself."
The husband went back in
the house and fixed
himself a big steak
with potatoes, garlic
bread and a tall glass
of iced tea.
The wife finally
finished the lawn and
walked in about the time
he
was finishing up. "You
fixed something to eat?
So where is mine?"
"Huh? I thought you were
out of town."
His viewing is Monday
from 2-4 and 7-9. His
funeral is Tuesday.
